Loser at school super extreme blogger by night
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
You’re cute. Can I make you moan?
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*