dont dream it, be it

girlkinks:

we are losing our BOYS. they don’t smile anymore, they don’t tweet us. niall died last week and no one even noticed. 

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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fascial:

why do homework when you can tumblr

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  • Me: *checks other social media sites*
  • Me: yeeeeea. Imma just go back on tumblr now.
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feedingtheselies:

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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